October 28, 2010
A new fight is set,
Overly-forward boss chick bets.
She is the coordinator,
And also: the perve-inator.
A new side of JCVD,
To see how uncomfortable Cynthia makes him be.
Pervy moment in a changeroom --
Snap that twat, like a broom.
LA is a bust,
Sister-in-law rejects assistance.
Lady.. take it -- you must!
Forget your stubborn resistance!
Attempts to be sexy
Play awkwardly for the boss.
Attempts to woo Lyon
End in total loss.
(Lyon became Lion;
Lion morphed
Into Lionheart.
Hence, the complications start.)
Redneck, smash!
Racquetball count.
Lyon: best in sport.
Redneck kicked through glass!
Later: heading out for a jog,
Lyon is spied upon.
Sister-in-law's girl rides a midgety bike;
Lyon passes casually by.
Our hooded hero is being tailed,
Conspicuously, by Brooks Bros pair.
"Did.. he see us?"
Cut to bikini-clad butts.
Big fucker in the pool;
His special move is to slap like a bitch.
Back-tap.
Kicks are well-matched.
Head swoosh,
Pool sploosh.
Head dunked,
This challenger's rep punk'd.
"My boy did it!"
"Who is Helen Gautier?"
"Is he fucking her?"
Cynthia's jealous: durr.
