WHO THE HELL MAKES A SITE DEDICATED TO QUATRAINS ABOUT.. VAN DAMME?
Apparently.. this guy.
Bill's actually lame enough to lay claim to a solitary picture of Van Damme fan art:
Bill soon learned that chicks don't find doodles of Van Damme particularly impressive...
It took Bill much longer to realize the sheer obscurity, randomness, and lack of interest in the project. Lucky for Bill, he's a trooper; he still has plans to spam FB/Twitter with updates. Remember: Bill's an asshole.
