HEY, BILL. HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT'D YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER FOR, YO?
I was thinking I'd add one; I think most reviewers have one. A GRACEFUL KICK TO THE FACE is for chuckles; I doubt there's anything particularly offensive in these. But, in the off-chance that someone gets miffed, that's what this page is for.
* Bill apologizes for not buying his collection on DVD/Blu-ray; broke is broke.
* A GRACEFUL KICK TO THE FACE is a review project; Bill's opinions are mostly his own, and shouldn't be taken seriously -- if by serious, you mean feeling like suing, or something. Lighten up?
* Bill acknowledges that his poems are plot spoilers; it's up to you to deal with that
* Bill doesn't own any of the Van Damme images shown on this site, aside from his little doodle on the Billville page
* Bill apologizes for the inevitable delay between part II, and the rest of Derailed.
HEY, BILL. IN THE OFF-CHANCE THAT SOMEONE TRIES TO PASS OFF ONE OF THESE AS THEIR OWN, WHATCHA GOT FOR 'EM?
Wellp. Better hope no one Googles those verses, I tell you. I dunno what I'd do if someone actually made a buck off one of these. I imagine there's legal things I could do. I have paper copies of my notes and original drafts. Good question, NAQ. I wrote 'em, and I've got piles of stuff to compare it to; my particular poetic style dates back to the 3rd grade, so, I'd say it's distinctive. But, really.. who plagiarizes a Van Damme poem?
HEY, BILL -- WHAT ABOUT LEGITIMATE QUERIES ABOUT FAIR USE OF YOUR SHIT?
For like advertisements, or the amusement of friends? Certainly. If you're polite enough to actually ask, I have a contact page with my details.
