August 8, 2010
The end is where it's at;
Van Damme kicks some Asian ass --
With his signature flying kick,
He's gunna stick it to some dude.
Dude, did you hear
That he did ballet?
Is it any wonder
Jay insists he's gay?
This reviewer could believe
The beauty of ballet,
JCVD's kicks
Are too pretty to be dis-ed as ghey.
Asian dude wins the day;
Under the boat, our hero André:
Under there, you get
Mulched.
I didn't see the
Love-interest girl survive;
She must have been mulched, too:
Romantic twist ending?
I think it's time to
Watch that film
Wherein Van Damme plays some twins.
There's some epic acting goals to win.
